Sunday, June 22, 2008

Two people coverse while hunting

Two People go for hunting and suddenly find a lion behind them
1st person:
"Abbe kya karen apne piche toh sher pada hai kaise bachein"

2nd person:
"Abbe kyun dar raha hai bahut simple hai bachna bas left indicator de aur right mein turn kar"

Conversation between an interviewer and interviewee

Interviewer:
"Just imagine you are in the 20th floor and it catches fire, what will you do??????"

Interviewee:
"Its so simple sir, i'll stop imagining"